The reason I set up this blog, was so that I could forego the street corner and discard the dirty trench coat whenever I had something to say. You'd think I'd remember to rant and rave periodically.

With that said, the next false flag operation (i.e., "terror incident") will soon occur. Seven carrier groups recently dispatched to sea on an "exercise", destination unknown. The last time such a large fleet conveniently dispatched on an exercise, our government looked the other way on a series of attacks, but somehow had the fleet in position to respond. I've heard that portions of this fleet will either head to Venezuela (run, Chavez), or Saudi Arabia. Also, Presidential re-election campaign offices have suddenly closed in several key states, despite the narrow public opinion polls. An "attack" to cancel an election sure seems likely. I could go on and on with the "signs".

As someone who works in the confined media, I know where to look, but dare not speak and disturb my job security. By way of deception, thou shalt do war. And from Star Wars, "fear will keep the local systems in line".

When visiting Loose Park, don't forget he following:

1. See the rose garden, but wait until it blooms.

2. Crash a wedding party. Pose as the caterer and insist on a cash payment up front.

3. Don't play touch football on the wet, uneven grass. I can hardly walk because of it.

--Rob

Open Letter to the City
Dear Regressives of Kansas City,

Stop killing each other. Put down your knives and guns. Obey your protection orders. Stop killing each other. Eleven murders in two days exhausts me, and my ability to invent a different way to write each story. Stop killing each other.

Regards,

Rob

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Even though I have no reason to feel this way, I often generate feelings of arrogance and confidence in my superior mental abilities. Now, I have actual proof.

I rigorously tear down anyone who likes the song "We Built This City", by Starship. I call it "poison", and sprinkle in a few comments about the song being one of the worst in pop music history. Blender Magazine agrees. In an advance copy of an article on the fifty worst songs in pop history, "We Built This City" tops the list. I'm not kidding. The magazine's editor said the song inspired "the most virulent feelings of outrage" among those asked. He also called the supposed anti-corporate lyrics "dumb", and "reeking of the commercialism that killed rock in the 1980s anyway". Excellent.

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I would also like to thank my wonderful co-worker, Heather, for bastardizing my music selections this morning, by bringing her Clay Aiken CD to promote a ticket giveaway. That doesn't sound too good next to Ministry, Stevie Ray Vaughan or John Coltrane.

Today's noise
1. It's nice to a see a semi-local girl (Florissant, Missouri, only 275 miles away) win the Miss USA pageant, I suppose. Too bad she admitted in her interview that her favorite foods came from McDonald's, and that she wanted to use her Master's degree in psychology and counseling to get into television. I know some people in dire need of counseling, who happen to work in television.
Even better, as Miss USA, she becomes our country's representative at the Miss Universe pageant, held this year in the high-profile Ecuadorian capital of Quito. What more incentive do you need? Miss America rolls around for a year, waited on hand and foot in this country, while Miss USA travels to Ecuador, possibly to mingle with socialist guerillas or reunite the pop band Linear.

2. A new strip club in Atchison County("Twister's") will open soon. The county is not allowed to pass an adult entertainment code for now. All of the following were provisions in the proposed code that would've been posted at the establishment. Performers are ...
-Not permitted to engage in any type of erotic touching including straddle dances.
-Not permitted to appear topless or nude except while performing on stage.
-Not permitted to accept tips or gratuities for any performance until after completion of the performance.
-Not permitted to accept any tips directly from patrons even after completion of the performance.
-Each violation would be a misdemeanor and punishable by a fine up to $500.
(Oh, and the code would've required a fence between the stage and the patrons).

KCWJ
((For whatever reason, Tripod deleted the message instead of posting it when I approved it. Sorry about that --Rob))

From KC MUSIC MEDIA:
"It has been found that Kansas City's finest on-air talant Anthony Norman, better known for his most recent contribution to the Dream factory (he camped upon the roof of the Blue Ridge Mall and raised $12,000 for children with disabilities, while his home was bieng burgularized!) has been fired from KCWJ!!! Why? Rumor has it that Normans on-air antics were too honest, while others say too wild. He will be missed! It will be a long while before someone fills those shoes, and those shoes don't fit many! We miss you Anthony!!!"

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Hopefully this won't get sold to an international pornographic site, like the last forum.