Today's noise
1. It's nice to a see a semi-local girl (Florissant, Missouri, only 275 miles away) win the Miss USA pageant, I suppose. Too bad she admitted in her interview that her favorite foods came from McDonald's, and that she wanted to use her Master's degree in psychology and counseling to get into television. I know some people in dire need of counseling, who happen to work in television.
Even better, as Miss USA, she becomes our country's representative at the Miss Universe pageant, held this year in the high-profile Ecuadorian capital of Quito. What more incentive do you need? Miss America rolls around for a year, waited on hand and foot in this country, while Miss USA travels to Ecuador, possibly to mingle with socialist guerillas or reunite the pop band Linear.
2. A new strip club in Atchison County("Twister's") will open soon. The county is not allowed to pass an adult entertainment code for now. All of the following were provisions in the proposed code that would've been posted at the establishment. Performers are ...
-Not permitted to engage in any type of erotic touching including straddle dances.
-Not permitted to appear topless or nude except while performing on stage.
-Not permitted to accept tips or gratuities for any performance until after completion of the performance.
-Not permitted to accept any tips directly from patrons even after completion of the performance.
-Each violation would be a misdemeanor and punishable by a fine up to $500.
(Oh, and the code would've required a fence between the stage and the patrons).
Posted by kcradio
at 1:20 AM CDT